The 21 Funniest Jokes That 10-Year-Olds Will Get
Ten-year-olds love jokes just like anybody else, maybe even more. Making sure that a young comedian is always armed with new jokes is something that can be hard to do in an increasingly homogeneous world, so here’s the funniest stuff we could find to keep them sharp.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a vodka and… a Coke please.” The bartender asks the bear, “Why the big pause?” The bear answers, “I don’t know, I was just born with them.”
So a doctor enters his office to see a man with a head like an enormous blueberry. In fear for the poor man’s life and not sure what to do about this particular problem, he sends the man to an ear head, and neck doctor who specializes in strange diseases.
Once the man gets to the ear head and neck doctor’s office, he is immediately noticed by the doctor’s secretary, who tells the doctor to cancel his other appointments to come take a look at this guy’s weird blue head, which he does. As soon as the doctor sees him, however, he panics and calls the Center for Disease Control to take him away.
In a matter of minutes, the office is swarmed with big men in hazmat suits who pick up the man with the giant blue head and carry him off to a quarantine chamber. He sits there alone for a couple of hours while CDC officials argue about what to do with him.
Finally, the head of the CDC himself steps into the room. He is covered from head to toe in protective gear. With genuine concern in his voice, he asks the man what happened.
“Well,” says the man, “I was out exploring a cave a few weeks ago when I found a beautiful lamp wedged in a hole. After I freed it, I was brushing off some of the dirt when a genie came out and offered me three wishes!
My first wish was for unlimited money, and the genie gave me a magical wallet that was always filled with cash. No tricks! So my second wish was to become the best Baseball player in the world, and all of a sudden I knew everything there was to know about baseball! It was incredible.”
Concerned, the head of the CDC asks, “What was your third wish?”
The man, looking a little embarrassed, says, “I wished for a giant blue head.”
How did the Panda lose his dinner? He was bamboozled.
Why can’t an arm be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
How many seconds are there in a year? Twelve, one for each month.
A man in his car saw a golden door, a silver door, and an iron door. Which door did he open first? The car door.
When does a cucumber become a pickle? When it goes through a jarring experience.
What hand is it better to write with? Neither, it’s better to write with a pencil.
My friend taught me how to read maps. He’s a legend.
Why didn’t the bear get the job? He didn’t have the right koalafications.
What did the therapist say to the egg? You need to come out of your shell.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A “b”.
Do you know what I find odd? Every other number.
Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.
How much money does a skunk have? it has one scent.
Where is a fish when it’s in orbit? Trouter space!
Did you hear about the cows that NASA launched into orbit? They called it the herd shot ’round the world.
What kind of bear can become a dentist? A molar bear!
Why do pandas save so much money printing photos? All of their pictures are in black and white.